Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Re: JellyFish's Post

:o... Min Min... JellyFish, I absolutely get what you mean. There is a legendary person who always penchants his name to be XiaoMin, MinMin, Mins etc. Ahh... Could it be him?

My friend was just relating to me how easily I give away my number. He then told me that he used to give away his number easily, to finally one day find out that his number is on the bus with a random comment, "Feel horny? Call XXXX at XXXXXXXX." Hah! I learnt my lesson. :)

With much ado.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

* Markers was kicked by ZincBot (Zion R&R: A8. Vandalising (Corrective Work Order 7 weeks))

Imagine this...

you are having a terrible stomache and rushes into the dirty public toilets in some lap sap hawker centre. Enter the horrible cubicle, closes the door and get into position for the next major Big Bang. Just as when Hell meets Heaven, you raise your head and come face to face with "The Door". Ok, who actually bothers to read whatever stuffs were written onto the door? AND actually spent more time then he/she should in the cubicle trying to comprehend what the author was trying to convey? *raise hand*

Not that it's anything like the Da Vinci Code or The Declaration Of Independence but it's horrifying entertaining to read... right? Below is an exact example of what I am trying to say...





It reads : I am very honey(cancel) horny now NAME :Min Min

Plass call : bah bah bah bah~

I found this on the bus while I'm on my way home. The point is, I am not fascinated by how you can be honey-fied or plass-ing people; the name is the first thing that caught my attention. Min Min... hmmm~

Friday, August 10, 2007

Zinc Outing FTW!

よし!Hellow to all! Miss`Sillies and I would be heading downtown to have lunch and a movie session. Anybardi care to join us for a catchup session? We'd be meeting at 11am (I'd explain later why the early time slot.) at Dhobby Ghaut MRT Control Station. Our plan for the day would be Marche (Heerans) for lunch, and we'd be watching 881 OR maybe a Kbox session! (If we could get JellyFish for the partyworld discount thingy... All the better. XD) Okays, whoever wants to come along could just call either of us. But we're not gonna call you to ask if you're coming okay... You're gonna come at your sole discretion. We're not going to 三请四请。XD

Okays. Let me share an anecdote of what occured this morning at 10am.

My handphone on the table. Heard a buzzing sound with my ultrasoft ringtone (I don't like loud, smoky ringtones.) Groggily, I picked up the phone.

Caller : Hi, is this Tiffany?
Me: Yes, hi. (Semi awake notion.)
Caller : Hey I'm Ernest. I'd like to ask if you're still looking for a job?
Me: Yes, I'm still looking for a job. (More awake now, recognising his intent.)
Ernest: Do you remember the interview you went for with XXX? They think you're good and they want to hire you. Could I know what kind of job you're looking for?
Me: Errr.. 5 day admin job. (At this point of time, startled. XXX got him to call me to ask me what kind of job I'm looking for? WTH? )
Ernest: Okay, I'll give them a call and I'd get back to you.
Me: Oh okay, thanks.

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I went to the toilet, and was just looking at myself in my mirror when I heard my phone ring again. Thought to myself, "Can't you take abit longer to call back?"

Me: Hello.
Ernest: Hey, DBS has a 5 day admin job. Starting pay would be XXXX, upon confirmation XXXX. It's not as high as sales jobs though.
Me: Oh. I've got better offers at XXXX...
Ernest: It's actually around the same pay as upon confirmation, and that with OT pay, the pay would be around the same. Morever, there's positions whereby you can rise to.
Me: Oh okay, yea.
Ernest: So when are you free for the interview? Any day next week but Tuesday.
Me: Erm... Next monday? (I was thinking... How come I get to pick? Isn't interview times usually allocated?)
Ernest: Okay, what time would be good for you?
Me: Erm... Say 10am? (I even get to pick the time... WOW)
Ernest: Okay. I'd inform them. Please look for XXXX when you get there. Bye!

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Thinking about this really made me laugh. They actually called me up to ask me what kind of job and even offered me a job. The company in question is actually a bank in Singapore. They even let me choose my interview date and time. The first one was an allocated one. I feel so honoured. I ain't not used their services in vain. XD. Oh wells. I'm that lucky. Sweet~ And this is why I request to meet at 11am. Hees~ Okay. Who's coming?

-=-Notice: Successfully -1 popularity for Zangetsu (Vesphoria) . New value is -1

ARGH! ANGRY-NESS-SITY!

Was like playing a dota game with my friend and my brother. We teamed with 2 public in a 5 v 5 -ap dota game. Then they - the pubs, was feeding like mad eventually one of them left. I was using DK doing those nice nice creeping and NC-ing to get my battlefury. Using the leaver as a "chick" i bought my hammer. Afterwhich getting enuff for my BF, i returned to find my hammer GONE! It can't be my bro, it can't be my friend, neither of them have a hammer.

WHICH LEFT THAT SON OF A FEMALE DOG!

He has 2 hammers with him claiming that he is making deso. I requested him to return it to me and he refused, saying that he farmed all that by himself. Futhermore, he still has the CHEEK to tell me to check the replay! My friend and my brother told him to return it to me and at that exact moment, guess what he did? He SHAMELESSLY made a deso! Fucking angry, I quitted. Yes, as an admin status. =D Dunch worry, it isn't an admin game. Followed by my brother and my friend.

There he have it, he want items effortlessly? He can have all our items. Alas his desolator wont even get him one pathetic kill - they all quitted and remaked. Though i must say that i regreted not saving the replay (>__< ") my bad.

EDIT : darkwinter taught me how to bring back the last replay and upload it. So.. here goes!
http://www.mediafire.com/?1smsbckxpyd

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

* Singapore was kicked by ZincBot (Zion R&R: 7 Natonal Day (I Day of Holiday))



HAPPPYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY SINGAPORE!!!!!

Cute lei~ it's my cousin. He went to watch the national day rehearsal and was showing off his marina bay print on his face. kawaii rite? buwahahahahaa...



Three cheers for Singapore! Hopefully as Singapore ages, its citizens will mature into a much nicer community. *ahem ahem* Not exactly targeting anyone lah but as a whole we should thrive to be a more contented lot. I remember that was some wise guy that once commented :"If complaints cease to exist in Singapore, then you aren't in Singapore anymore."

Pretty depressing ya? But as an channel op with a population of 1.5k only, I can say that the above statement is everything but inaccurate. 1.5k compare to the population of Singapore...
Somehow I know I will never work in the government's Feedback Unit.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Moi Ish Crying

Moi ish crying now after Miss`Sillies complaint. She complain that moi language ish a twit language. Chiu judge for moi rah! Where gotch twit?

Hokay rah, moi use back moi powderful England.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Exposed!

Oops! I'm exposed! Stupid Jellyfish has conveniently taken a picture of me at WCG on thursday vs-ing crabwood. Ah yesss! Girl power! But I guess I'm lucky. Let me give an anecdote of the two rounds we had at the computer booths at WCG Suntec.

Round One - Orge Magi (Me) vs Bloodseeker (crabwood)
First thing I bought was dagon. I thought it always worked pretty well with Orge Magi's Ignite, whack, Fireblast, whack, Dagon! And so I killed crabwood 3 times, and we rred game when I managed to push his mid tower at lvl 7 or 8. Ending score was Sent (Me) 4 - Scourge (crabwood) 1. The game was pretty straightforward. XD

Round Two - Juggernaut (Me) vs Tidehunter (crabwood)
Oh my oh my, I never expected crabwood to actually buy dagon to dagon me! I simply bought a crystalys because I believed crystalys to work better with omnislash working more damage on my opponents. (I know I am a Jugg noob. He has a double damage skill. But I like the percentages and base dmg to heighten. :) ) Okay I started off dying 2 times to crabwood's Gush and Dagon due to my short short life. After my spin, I didn't even have a chance to omni. He'd just Dagon and I'm dead. But to remedify the situation, which is pretty simple in fact, was to buy 2 bracers. I was left with 1/6 health, enough for me to omnislash that damn Tidehunter. XD And so again, I won.

On short note, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T WRITE THIS quoted from Jellyfish's previous post; Tiffany`: "muhahaha, we can have someone to torture... finally...." What slander!? NONO! Three boos to Jellyfish. :(

I guess Universities are going to take lots from Zion itself. Both ykk and Jellyfish are heading towards the "greater pastures of life", somewhere I never thought myself to tread. Somehow or rather, much is going to quieten in Zion, where even I am really really settling down to look for a job. Been slacking too much, I need to get a grip on myself. XD

So... Did anybody proceed to the finals of WCG Suntec yesterday for DotA at 3pm? I did, I watched how China vs Malaysia and how the Chinese pawned the Malaysians. It was a close match, with the Chinese having the better hero combination at lanes, and then the Malaysians getting the First Blood and the second blood with a runner (Venomancer).

Hero Combination
Sentinel (China) - Warlock, Zeus, Bristleback, Silencer, Sand King
Scourge (Malaysia) - Queen of Pain, Rouge Knight, Viper, Venomancer, Nerubian Assassin.

My Short Comments on WCG Finals - China vs Malaysia

The Bristleback from Sentinel (China) was soloing Bottom lane against Nerubian Assassin (Scourge), easily farming and nuking the NA with his quill spray. Oh my, but the Bristleback was apt at using this character, he easily outfarmed and nuked NA.

NA was cool, his ulti worked perfectly when Sand King was hiding to blink epi. Sentinel had a rather special combo, Sand King, Bristleback and Zeus would engage together. It worked very well, RK, Venomancer and NA are rather straight deaths. (as I remember. I tend to have.. STM. :P) Viper had blink dagger, so he'd escape many times. QOP though being a blinker, died many times during team engage as his life was short and he was generally unable to take Sand King's epicentre and when the heroes comboed, the Silencer would usually global silence for them to effectively do their killings. QOP therefore died several times.

Silencer was very very quiet throughout the whole game, except for that global silence when Sand King and the rest engaged battle. He was strong, he farmed well, a heart and a cuirass and pawned and tanked late game, dealing high damage and intefering with spells from QOP. All in all, the star of the game was Bristleback (Mid-game) and adding in Silencer (Late game). Oh my, super tankers. So disgusting. Haa!

Results - China (Sentinel) Won Malaysia (Scourge)

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Coming to think about it, I've been DotA-ing rather less these days, only 3-4 times a day, and more during weekends if I didn't go out. It's very liable to reduce my DotA skills to ashes, which is not very much to speak of in the first place.

National Day is coming soon in just 3 days time. Clubbing on 8 Aug anyone? XD It's ladies night still right? :x

My First Time

Hello everyone! I'm CuteWorm and I'll be blogging in cyan! Aww, seems so weird talking in such English. Let me use my favorite slang.

Hallo, moi name ish CuteWorm. Moi ish blog in cyan! Moi like to talk liddat. Gotch more hweeling ma. Liddat moi ish the cutest of them all. Moi talk liddat, special wor.

A lot of people asking if moi ish ish a boi or a gal? Chiu close your eyes and count to ten.

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Oie, close your eyes rah! If notch moi cry ah!

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Zzz! Moi dunch tell chiu liao! Chiu ish neber close your eyes!

* NTU was kicked by ZincBot (Zion R&R: 6. Wasting Water (Lifetime ban)

Ok, so you all wont get to see me so often nowadays - School started. Sharks! It was like just yesterday when I ORD-ed last year sept! If anyone really misses me, just drop by my house with a mac wing meal, up sized, drink change to green tea, extra sweet chill sauce and curry sauce - I will be so touched.

In case anyone noticed, cuteworm and savior have joined us as contributors! Nth to be really excited about though, you already have me - WHAT MORE YOU WANT?! muha.

Dota been pretty freaky recently, all those new updates and versions really getting on my nerve. I mean.. everytime we try to dl new version, the website is either jammed packed with dl-ers or the links aren't working. Oh ya, while we are on the topic of that, did you guys realise that the first link of http://www.getdota.com/ actually belongs to Senior? I bet his head surely swell like fuck. da tuo da tuo xiao yu bu chuo~

Sigh... Been very long since I play dota with the Twits (Note: twits are a group of my friends). Somehow they seems to return recently. Must be my charm. Though not all of them returned but I expect the notorious Lao Clan is going to create a havoc sooner or later. Since I am on the twits topic, just a brief history... I noticed all the "trouble makers" have at least been in our channel at least once. eg. China Gangster, roastbird, jessica, kaka... Lols! those days are priceless. Afterall, Dota is a team game, not?

Friday, August 3, 2007

Bored ? Wanna contribute to Zinc?

  • Ever wanted to contribute to a local gaming community?
  • Didn't know how to make the first move?

Your chance has arrived!!!

www.dotapedia.com
, a subsidiary of Zion is open for gamers to input their dota-related content into the web.

Zion is looking for potential candidates to take over the responsibilities of managing/developing dotapedia.

If you think you have what it takes to do it, email jeric@zincplay.com with subject title "dotapedia.com"

Points you may want to include,
- Your Age
- Your skills(php,html etc.)

You have just been derekified

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Zion R&R: A5. Stupid Content ((30y - 2X + 10) minutes ban)


WCG FTW! Whooopppieee went to suntec with Tiffany`, Cuteworm, Derek and crabwood today for WCG. Nope, we not entering the competition lah~ Went to kypo kypo. So we were like using the booth there to play dota. And unknowingly I took some pictures. muhahaha~

There u have it! crabwood vs tiffany` in a 1 v 1 match!

Tiffany was like owning crabwood... muhahaha.... girl's power.

On the other topic, recently I notice in #zinc, we have a few interesting conversations. Our users, as usual, manage to give new definitions to words.

Case Number 1.

Redefining "forgiveness" :

EvilErnie> may all losers be forgiven

EvilErnie> may all that is forgiven stop been a loser

Case Number 2.

Redefining "derek" :

RicHie> admin can u tell me how to derek ppl

Case Number 3.

Redefining "noob" and "newbie" :

nly> every say hi to that noob!!

Balerius> omg its nly the noob

Balerius> i bet u dont even know the meaning of noob

nly> rofl...if u guys wan the definition of noob, pls look at balerius the ball-less and u will noe the ans

Balerius> rofl nly more suitable

Balerius> i know u dont even know the difference between newb and noob

nly> no or?

nly> both used to describe u?

Balerius> they are both contradictory when used in a sentence

Balerius> noob means being newb even after playing a game for a long time

Balerius> newb means just starting to play

nly> wah english pro or?

I applaud our users, I simple adore them. Of course, of course! I adore u also lah, cos you spend time reading this marh. Have a nice day ahead! You were just derekified!

Zion R&R: 4. Welcoming New Helper (2 Slaps On Butt Cheek)

Congrats! congrats! to Darkwinter aka {Xiao}Hao for joining our Zinc Admin Team! Been long since we have a new comer.

Tiffany`: "muhahaha, we can have someone to torture... finally...."
*wipe drool*
Sillies : "Myyyy PreeeCiioouusss.."

That is for saying you are cuter then me.
Ok.. anyway all the best to haohao, hope that you enjoy your stay with us. =)
Remember to always have fun.

Some fun fact about darkwinter aka hao :

1. He is the first one to have his forum nick up on the banner in #zinc.

2. He is the first one that daringly upload an up skirt photo of a girl.

3. He is the first one that I see having such a man-ly forum nick (darkwinter) and in contrast with a "soft" irc nick ({Xiao}Hao)

There you have it! But always keep in mind : Jellyfish is still the cutest admin!

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

posted by Sillies.

ahh new blog. O.O
what should i say? OHHH I AM THE MOST ADORABLE ONE.
compared to jellyfish and tiffany. I OWN!! OKAY. MEME.
Well, i joined the admin team officially in JAN. That makes it 8 months already. (:
I am very happy to be in the team. Okay. I made alot of great friends like sprion, derek, kyouchi, tiffany, frog, khairi, michelle and many many more. I've found a lesbian partner which is TIFFANY. I love her. (: Those who wanna know more about us, you can join us for outings. hahahaha. Discover the crazy things we do.

Oh well, the users here, most of them are very friendly. I've made a handful of good friends. But some of them just turn me off. =/ They either think we owe them a living or whatsoever. Bad attitude comes with bad service. :D So now, i've learnt that if people doesn't appreciate you, so be it. ignore then. If people would be a little nicer, saying thank you or compliment i guess the zion community would grow very fast in a positive aspect. muahaha. We're just gamers like you, we've got things to do too. We are human. please understand!


Lastly, ZINC ROX. (: without zinc. I wouldn't know such great people in the team. Exploring the talents within yourself like singing. HAHAHA. i don't know what to write already. SHUCKS. so that's the end of my first post. (: goodbye people.


with love,
Miss`Sillies.

Post No.1 - Tiffany`

Wheets! Finally on the contribution sector. Yes, I am Tiffany` from #Zinc, the one and only Admin more adorable than JellyFish himself. (Although I'd NEVER NEVER admit it. Pun intended.) Life on #Zinc is certainly colourful, having both ends of the spectrum, the light and the dark. Unending users continuously hounding us for answers to the same questions I don't know how to answer... Yucks. That is seriously the bad bad bad side to being an Admin. Yes I don't know I am a lousy Admin. I just am not proficient in computers OKAY? What's more... IRC...

When there's the baddie side, there's of course the best side to it. I got to know many many big shots in #Zinc itself, like sprion himself, MrFrog, Savior, JellyFish, Miss`Sillies and many others I ain't gonna mention (come on there are like 30 admins), and witnessed the effort they put into this program. It is simply awesome. I wanted to put all I've learnt at my Diploma into good use here, but it's really very hard because somehow I feel that nobody understands what I'm talking about. (Alien language mind you.) But I believe that everything will have it's way of working out; I believe in a beautiful future for Zion, whether or not it gets recognised. :)

Right here, I've made many friends, we work together, we play together, we have singing sessions when we all can make it! We really have some good singers here and I'm so envious of them! I want to sing well too! (In my dreams yes. :D)

Okays, that's all I want to say for my very first post in Zion's very own blog! Zion FTW! (Yes, I used Zion for 1 year before I became an Admin. XD)

Zion R&R: 3. Welcoming New Authors (1 Large Trout)

Added 2 contributors today! Welcoming the ladies.... (drum roll pls)


Tiffany` & Miss`Sillies



I know u guys can't tolerate just reading what a macho man typed, so I added 2 of the other spieces! Stay tune for more bitching and dating tips from our girls!

Zion R&R: 2. Admin Life (1 JellyFish Kiss)

I figured since I have time, I might as well post another post.

Jellyfish is the cutest admin.

Being an admin is - Fun. Of course everything has the both side of a coin. We get nice and caring users; we get weird and, should I say totally-out-of-the-world users. Being an admin is also not an easy job, users expect you to be round the clock, 24/7 and to reply them the moment they need your help. Come on~ even singtel customer service department has working hours!

We have our OWN life too! We are just gamers like you and you and YOU!

Jellyfish is the cutest admin.

Another frequent query that we get is that, are zinc admin paid? The answer is "nope!" not a single cent. It's all voluntary work. And if you are computer savvied you might wonder where all those server maintenance fund and website fund come from. It's either from our own pocket or (of course) the donation we received. And I must say some of the admins are under-respected and appreciated. *ahem ahem*

Jellyfish is the cutest admin.

Being an admin do has its advantage. People actually notice you when you speak and i guess this is where the attention seeker craze came in. We get to play around with IRC commands and will always get the inside news the fastest! muhahaha! ADMIN FTW!

Jellyfish is the cutest admin.

But life aren't a bed of rose for alot of us. On the topic of trouble makers... Being called names such as bootlickers or dogs and frequently then not, my families members have to be involved. Sometimes, I do wonder what is the main purpose of trouble makers to even come online and play games when all they want is spoil it? They derive fun from spoiling games? They achieve pleasure from hurling verbal to abuses at us? That's rather sadistic. Remind me of The Saw.

Jellyfish is the cutest admin.

All and all, it's has really been an enriching experience and once again, it is FUN. I have made alot of friends in #zinc and of course other channels such as #binders , #vampirism. Things can turn ugly sometimes but dunch worry, I will be there. =) (shit you, no boo-ing!)

Ps: Been reading on the topic about human subconscious mind.

Ps ps: I am cute, right?

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Zion R&R: 1. Blog Posting (1 cookie rewarded)

Alright, this is just a stupid blog created by me aka JellyFsh to entertain myself and those that happened to stumble upon it. Apologise for all the upcoming weak ang moh and dull topics. Okok, i will use the spellcheck function. Sad to say, this is not my virgin blog, for those interested in my personal blog... you can... err.. well.. heck with it.

Anyway, since i have so much time recently, and i feel that zinc is actually a part of my life - i might as well record it down. For the benefit of those that donno me or zinc, let me do a mini intro. For myself, I am currently a zinc admin in charge of the damage control department (dun ask me what it does). I am, unfortunately, a guy. Sorry to disappoint those with raging male hormones.

What is zinc? Zinc (Zion IRC Network Community), created by sprion, allow gamers to get connected to one another through IRC. Currently, we provide emulation for WCIII. Pretty dull stuff, but take a look at the webby though, if you are a hardcore gamer, zinc can provide you with over 1k player from mainly Malaysia and Singapore each night! (sorry pck, no Batam)

So just some upcoming stuff that I might write on. Zinc Admins, Zinc Users, Zinc Events, Dota Stuff, Non-Dota Stuff. Perhaps those that want some inside news of what Tiffany` is like off lined, or why does Shadowz keep getting kisses from male users, stay tune!

Ps: i suck with HTML stuff, anyone that can help me doll it up please contact me either through IRC or send me an email @ jellyfish@zincplay.com